I admit it. I have an awful sense of humor. I decided to create a Top Ten for SNAGging a Man. If you are easily offended please skip this one! I shall now go back “into my corner”….
10. Don’t be a nag
9. Exercise fiendishly, no matter how much you want to drag…
8. Bat your eyes and pretend interest when he starts to brag
7. Get out on that racetrack and dont lag!
6. Dont be a rag….
5. Paint the barn if you look a hag….
4. Learn to laugh when he calls you “his old bag“….
3. Get on your WOMAN and give that booty a wag!
2. Get a boob job if they sag…..
1. Invest in shirts that say “Wanted: 100% MAN…..0% FAG!