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I am a spokesperson….

I dont like salespeople.

Something that many of us share.  After all, they are only there to ‘get’ something from you, right?  Buy their [whatever] and pay them for it.  And they will give you all kinds of ‘hard sells’ to get you hooked.  And once you buy it, returning it can be worse than playing the childhood game ‘hot potato’.

Salespeople give me the creeps and I have left stores when approached by one.

My timeshare is a good example of what I call the ‘hot potato effect’.  I feel like I am a prisoner to this awful system.  “Once yours, always yours” is the motto, and it is my personal “hot potato”.  The enormous tax and maintenance inflation every year has burdened my finances.  It has turned into a form of slavery, especially when I cannot find available slots to go on the vacation I paid a huge annual tax and maintenance fee to use.  And in my experience, timeshare salespeople use the  hardest sales tactics to hook us into this money pit that we cannot give back.

I am a terrible salesperson, possibly due to these negative associations with the intentions behind the ‘pitch’.  Unfortunately I associate the idea of ‘faith or belief sharing’ with salespeople.

Selling faith makes me feel like a notched victim on the scoreboard of their quota.

Yet Yeshua [Jesus] commanded believers to tell others of the ‘good news’.  Despite Yeshua’s Great Commission, I don’t like sharing my faith with people because of my personal and negative association with sales.  Which means that I dont like doing this because of me-me-me.  I dont want to give you the chance to repent and be reconciled to Yahuah [God] because I am uncomfortable.

Perhaps this means that I dont love you enough to give you a chance.

Yet, I have-rarely-greeted a salesperson with open arms when I am desperate for an item.  In this state they don’t need to show or sell me anything, they just need to show me where it is and how much it costs.  The sale is “in the bag” so to speak.

Depending on my attitude, their job becomes one that is invaluable to me.

And then there are the rare and wonderful salespeople who actually believe in their product and their enthusiasm, even joy, has changed the colors of my day into bursts of rose-tinted endorphins.  Their product will lighten my load in some manner and they are simply helping me!

What I have come to realize is that the gift of Yeshua’s sacrifice is not my sale and people are not my load; they are His.  All I am asked to do is to love you as He loved me and show YOU what is on the map [Word of God].  Yet these days it feels like one must have a doctorate in everything to prove it with genetics and science and all the muck that has been layered into our knowledge base.

But layering the message of salvation with all of these ‘Extras’ is not only unnecessary it is taking away from the power of the Word of God.  If a person cannot see the evil in the world and the evil in themselves then they cannot ask “why it exists”.  It must start with an acknowledgment of the reality of personal and societal evil which God calls sin.  And most people believe that this states exists in our world both historically and today…. and that it makes no practical or evolutional sense.

The Word of God has not only the reason but the way to remove sin and evil permanently from your life.  It is the only religion that reconciles you to God as a free gift that you do not, nor can, work to achieve.  It has all been done.  You have the choice to repent, turn from your sin, accept the gift of Yeshua’s payment for your sin and become forever reconciled.  God kept His message simple and powerful so that all who want and choose to become reconciled to Him are able to understand it.

Despite all that we “have” we seem to be unhappier and angrier and greedier than ever.  I frequently hear people talk about “unplugging” and “getting off the grid”. It seems that the more we have the greater our burden and the faster we move.  The “gifts” of our age have too many bells and whistles.

God has forced me to slow down.  I am on my second short term disability in 6 months and this one will most likely become permanent.  During the first STD I frantically went from doctor to doctor to physical therapy to pain management seeking to buy a cure for my ills from these ‘salespeople’.  And for each of my 20 medical diagnosis (sadly not exaggerated) I was disappointed again and again.  I suffered and my work suffered to the point where I had to decide to quit or start the process of permanent disability.

I was anxious to find a salesperson who could locate a ‘fix’ for me.

I think that it is only in those moments of desperation that we turn off our pride and recognize our frailty.  And the Bible shows that it is primarily in the times of trials that people call out to Him for salvation, recognizing the evil in mankind, the futility of governments and the power of natural events out of their control.

I recognize my frailty and with a slightly broken spirit I can say that I am not a salesperson and never will be; instead

I am tarnished, chipped and frail vessel and Yahuah, in His wisdom, is purifying me to be a spokesperson, not a salesperson.

And I can still praise Yahuah for He uses the tired, the poor, the burdened and the sin-redeemed to bring His message of salvation through the perfect sacrifice of Yeshua, the perfect lamb, on the cross.

“In frailty I have a compelling story; in perfection I have only self-glory”

  In the next several posts, I will reveal details of my ‘unbelievable’ list of ailments, for they are unusual and interesting in and of themselves, and I hope to show you in my simple words how God’s plan for my spiritual salvation through His only son Yeshua ha’mashiach [Jesus the Messiah] bolsters me in spite of the physical burden I carry.

Shalom [peace]



“Sixty shots of lidocaine on the wall”

Needle sharp shafts…

pierce my skin…

and leave their mark…

with tiny burning flames….

I tense again and again….

my face a stoic mask….

I am too terrified to speak…

afraid that what little bravery I hold…

will spill out of these bloody marks….

Snakelike sheaths march up my veins…

I taste the burning cautery…

as the room fills with smoke….

I remain silent, my muscles frozen….

 painfully locked in place against the fear….

The pain flows over me like a waterfall….

and I separate mind from body….

as trickles of blood slide down my skin…

to pool on the sterile sheets below.

This is a small description of a torturous procedure I had recently.  For the last 7 years I have had intermittent episodes of severe pitting edema in my lower legs.  When it first presented, I went to my primary, and since I was also very fatigued and was dreaming that I had cancer, I announced to him that I had cancer….somewhere, and I thought it was lymphoma.

When one presents crazy self diagnoses to ones’ primary, telling them that ones’ data is partly from a dream is not conducive to agreement.  More likely, they will think that one is having a bipolar moment and call the psychiatrist.

My primary is pretty cool.  He calmly told me that cancer is always possible but far down on the list of possibilities and it was time to get my veins fixed first.

I tried.  A thousand dollars later, after they assured me that my insurance covered it, they recanted and said for some reason my insurance was denying me.

I did have cancer.  Unfortunately it had nothing to do with my leg swelling.

The pitting edema has gotten so bad that at times I can hardly walk by the end if the day. I am struggling to keep my very stressful, active job with a body that is ready to quit.  So I decided to try again with a different center.  I told them my story and they said that of course my insurance covers it.  So a thousand dollars later my ultrasounds show that my veins still suck and I am a candidate.

Again at the last moment I was denied.  This time, the center took it all the way to the top of my insurance company.  And were told there was a rider placed denying treatment for venous disease.  A-ha, that is why I couldn’t get it done in the past, and why several other people I work with also were denied.

I hit the roof. Called the insurance rep for my hospital and told them that this was unacceptable, I was a candidate and she needed to get me authorized.  She did.  Funny thing is, everyone then denied that there was a rider, only a “misunderstanding”.

Hmmmm…..I have my own opinion about that, but now other people in my hospital can get treatment, and believe me I emailed them.

Having varicose vein treatment is nothing less than torture.  I had no idea.  While I really like all the people at the center I am getting treatment at, they are in the dark ages when it comes to pain management.  It is barbaric.  No pre-medication, nothing during the procedure but dozens of lidocaine shots and no pain medication after.  Have you ever had a lidocaine shot?  It burns like fire.  Now imagine up to 15 shots of 10-20 ml lidocaine all up and down your inner leg from groin to ankle, and large sheaths threaded up the vein so it can be burned closed.  I could see the smoke coming up from my body and taste the acrid smell of burning flesh.  Afterward I had huge hematomas from groin to ankle for about three weeks.

That was the easier procedure.

Yesterday I had “sclerotherapy” with vein stripping and another great saphenous vein closure.  I think I passed out after shot number 50.  Two hours of shots, introducers, cauterization, the hard pull of veins reluctantly leaving their 40-odd year home and the drip drip feeling of blood running down my legs.  I do remember the interventional radiologist asking his assistant to make sure I was still alive because no matter what they did I didn’t  move a muscle or even sigh.  He told me afterwards that I was the best patient he had ever treated.  LOL.

In me, terror induces a catatonic-like state.  Heck, I think a corpse would have moved more for him.

Today my legs look like I was beat to a pulp.  I can hardly move.  But–OH–I am grateful.  Grateful that perhaps this will help, that my insurance decided to pay for it, that I am TOUGH.  Hope makes the experience worthwhile, and the end will justify the means.

Why don’t they give pain medications?  I assume its because most people who get this treatment are old, have various amounts of neuropathy, take three pages of meds that may cause problems and they just don’t want to hassle with it.  I do think they need to prepare people better and announce that they will have to suck it up and take it like a person getting tortured.

There’s adult medicine for you.


The IRS is on the phone….

My husband and I did something really really stupid.  For two smart professionals we are mere infants when it comes to financial savvy.  My husband has a fatalistic view of America’s financial health and feels that a major crash is inevitable.  Based on that premise, he decided to take out some money from his retirement to pay some bills and have some solvency…without checking fully into the ramifications of this action.  He assumed that other than the 10% penalty fee and regular taxes we would have the rest to use for some items we needed such as house painting and the like.

He was wrong.

And divorce was a word I lovingly savored when I did the taxes this year and discovered that all that money was considered income.  Unfortunately it put us in the highest tax bracket by 2000.00 and we had to pay 5% on our entire yearly income to the total tune of 21000.00.

Bye bye retirement money.

At least I only used part of it.  I have just enough to pay the taxes with the rest.  So my husband worked all those years to pay the government for the 4th time on the little that he earned.

I have bruises from the head banging that I subjected myself to when I looked at all those zeros after completing Taxcut.  But I cant fully blame him. I could have checked into it.  And I certainly would have if I knew to do so.  But how does one know to check when one doesn’t even know to check?  Yes, an investment person would have paid off.  But I have always seen those people as money sharks.  My bad.

I so wish my dad was still alive.  I would have asked him and saved myself a lot of grief.  He worked for a bank and was a genius with finances and retirement planning.

Unfortunately I didn’t get that gene…..

I thought the pain was done until I went to pay bills today.  Stupid action #2 was assuming that the “return accepted” notification meant that my online taxes would actually be posted to my account when I filled in the fields. I didn’t check on the day I set the payment.

Another stupid assumption….

Of course it is all “my problem”.  God forbid my husband lifts a finger from his [bleep] computer gaming to check.  Heck, he’s never accessed our online bank account or paid bills in his life.  Lucky me….

I was paying bills and saw, to my delight, that my bank account was healthier than I thought it would be after all that money was debited.  Hmmm….wait….nothing good ever happens to me…..

So I looked at all the debits and was relived to see the federal and Kansas debits.  Hmm…didn’t I have a Missouri taxbill too?

I went to Taxcut and yup, a huge tax bill, meaning that my bank account was actually in the toilet as I expected.

But where was the debit?

Oh crap, I am delinquent…..


My husband is home today and watched as I started rumpling my hair and yelling.

“#*#*#”!    “#*#*”!  “#*#*”!

“What are you doing to yourself? Ok, you are scaring me..STOP THAT!”

I started wringing my hands and breathing heavy. “I think I need a BAG…”

And then I started to cry.  “Just SHOOT me and get my pain over with…”

“Stop being a drama queen.”

Gulp.  “Our Missouri taxes weren’t posted to our account.  We are delinquent and I cant access the screens from Taxcut to see what happened.  I’m going to JAIL…”

Eye roll

After I got myself together I discussed the situation with HR Block but they were not able to look at the screens to see if any of the information was mistyped.

I was 39th in line on the Missouri Department of Revenue helpline for delinquents with an estimated time of 46 minutes.

Well, maybe that means there are a bunch of other idiots too who didn’t check their bank debit.  There is comfort in communal misery, right?

Can you imagine being the poor bloke on the end of those lines?  Ok, my job may not be so bad after all……

Every 10 seconds it updated my status.  ” You are number 37 in line.  Your wait time is 44 minutes.”  Then it gave information on how to pay online or by phone.

It went steadily down until I reached 24th in line.  Then it stalled.  Must be a bad one.  By this time I was ready to hang myself from hearing the message over and over.

No way was I going to pay online until I got assurance that the debit wouldn’t be double posted.  I have just enough to pay it once, so, teeth gritted, I continued to listen to what was becoming the auditory version of the Chinese water torture method.

Ok, let’s look on the bright side.  I took a long break from blogging, having nothing left to give after returning to work 50 plus hours a week last summer.  Recently I have started writing poetry again on my poetry blog, realizing that it was a form of therapy for me and my sour mood needed a vent.

I need some angst in my soul or I need to be a little hypo-manic to write.  So tapping into my current crisis should be quite productive, right?  While waiting, I should come up with something good.

Crap.  I’m just too pissed off to think.



How to SNAG a man….

I admit it.  I have an awful sense of humor.  I decided to create a Top Ten for SNAGging a Man.  If you are easily offended please skip this one!  I shall now go back “into my corner”….

10. Don’t be a nag
9. Exercise fiendishly, no matter how much you want to drag
8. Bat your eyes and pretend interest when he starts to brag
7. Get out on that racetrack and dont lag!
6.  Dont be a rag….
5.  Paint the barn if you look a hag….
4.  Learn to laugh when he calls you “his old bag“….
3.  Get on your WOMAN and give that booty a wag!
2.  Get a boob job if they sag…..
1.  Invest in shirts that say  “Wanted: 100% MAN…..0% FAG!
Picture: chron.com

The Ultimate in Pet Feeders

For the small price of 249.00 US, the financially well-endowed and discerning cat owner can buy a feeder with  facial recognition software that can determine who is eating and dispense the right amount, or if the cat is a fat hog, no amount, of food into the bowl.  And who wouldn’t want to watch them on an app at feeding time?  Like I have nothing else to do?  LOL!  Believe it or not, they were selling for the low price of 149 for a short time and they are now SOLD OUT!  What owners will do for their pets……so….if I have a dog, will it work on them?

And who doesn’t want to limit your bored cat’s intake so they fight and howl even more than they do now?  Heck, the only way I keep my 4 darlings from killing each other is overfilled bowls and frequent soft food snacks!

Too see more, visit: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bistro-the-smart-feeder-that-recognizes-your-cat-s-face


Top 3 reasons why you should own a Bistro!


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Probabilities in Evolution

Interesting discussion on the mathematics of the evolutionary process……

Does Evolution Have a . . . Chance?

by Mike Riddle on May 30, 2014

In today’s culture, molecules-to-man evolution is being taught as a fact, even though it is known to “go against the odds.” But few realize the odds they are up against! And they are immense!

The Bible teaches that God is the Creator of all things (Genesis 1; {scripture “Colossians 1:16” %}; John 1:1–3; Revelation 4:11). While these passages rule out any possibility of Darwinian evolution, they do allow for variation within a created kind. But there is much opposition to what the Bible teaches. People holding to evolution would argue that random chance events, natural selection, and billions of years are sufficient to account for the universe and all life forms.

Do You Believe in “Magic”?

Most people recognize “magic” as an illusionary feat or trickery by sleight of hand. But how far are you willing to go to believe something can happen by “dumb luck” or chance? For example, if I were to roll a die and have it come up six three times in a row, would you consider that lucky? How about if I rolled six ten times in a row? Now you might suspect that I am using some trickery or that the die is weighted.

How far are we willing to go to accept something as a chance occurrence or before we recognize that it was just an illusion? We can test this by measuring our credulity factor. Credulity is the willingness to believe something on little evidence.

Measuring Our Credulity Factor against Evolution

Evolutionists state that life originated by natural processes about 3.8 billion years ago. Is there any evidence for this happening? Freeman Dyson, theoretical physicist, mathematician, and member of the U.S. National Academy of Sciences states:

Concerning the origin of life itself, the watershed between chemistry and biology, the transition between lifeless chemical activity and organized biological metabolism, there is no direct evidence at all. The crucial transition from disorder to order left behind no observable traces.2

Since the origin of life has never been observed, this is a major hurdle! We are left with the question, “Is the origin of life by naturalistic processes possible?” This can, in part, be tested by examining two areas:

  1. The success of scientists in creating life or the components of a living cell.
  2. The probability that such an event could occur.

The Structural Unit of Living Organisms—The Cell


Cells are made up of thousands of components. One of these components is protein. Proteins are large molecules made up of a chain of amino acids. In order to get a protein useful for life, the correct amino acids must be linked together in the right order. How easy is this and does it happen naturally? It turns out that this is not an easy process. There are large hurdles that evolutionary processes must overcome in order to build a biological protein.

Protein molecules contain very specific arrangements of amino acids. Even one missing or incorrect amino acid can lead to problems with the protein’s function.

Making Mathematics Painless

Before applying mathematics and probability to the origin of life, we need to consider seven parameters that will affect the formation of a single protein.

Amino Acid

First, there are over 300 different types of amino acids. However, only 20 different amino acids are used in life. This means that in order to have life, the selection process for building proteins must be very discriminating.

Second, each type of amino acid molecule comes in two shapes commonly referred to as left-handed and right-handed forms. Only left-handed amino acids are used in biological proteins; however, the natural tendency is for left- and right-handed amino acid molecules to bond indiscriminately.

Third, the various left-handed amino acids must bond in the correct order or the protein will not function properly.3

Fourth, if there was a pond of chemicals (“primordial soup”), it would have been diluted with many of the wrong types of amino acids and other chemicals available for bonding, making the proper amino acids no longer usable. This means there would have been fewer of the required amino acids used to build a biological protein.

Fifth, amino acids require an energy source for bonding.4 Raw energy from the sun needs to be captured and converted into usable energy. Where did the energy converter come from? It would require energy to build this biological machine. However, before this energy converter can capture raw energy, it needs an energy source to build it—a catch-22 situation.5

Sixth, proteins without the protection of the cell membrane would disintegrate in water (hydrolysis), disintegrate in an atmosphere containing oxygen, and disintegrate due to the ultraviolet rays of the sun if there was no oxygen present to form the protective ozone layer.6

Seventh, natural selection cannot be invoked at the pre-biotic level. The first living cell must be in place before natural selection can function.

Considering all seven of these hurdles, how probable is it that a single protein could have evolved from a pool of chemicals? Probability outcomes are measured with a value ranging from zero through one. The less likely an event will happen, the smaller the value (closer to zero). The more likely an event will occur, the larger the value (closer to one).

Let’s practice this using a coin. What are the chances of getting a heads when we flip a penny? The answer is 50 percent, or one chance in two (written 1/2). What is the chance of getting two heads in a row? Since each toss is 1/2 we can multiply each occurrence to get the final probability. This would be 1/2 x 1/2 which would equal 1/4 (or one chance in four). Now let’s use some bigger numbers.

When we flip a coin we have two possible outcomes, heads or tails. In this problem, we want to calculate the probability of getting all heads every time we flip a coin. We can use this exercise to test our credulity factor. How many heads in a row are we willing to accept as a chance occurrence? At what point would we suspect an illusion or some form of magic (trickery)?

The objective of using probabilities is to demonstrate the probability or chance of getting a certain result. On average, how many times and how often will we need to flip the coin to achieve 100 heads in a row? Over 300 million times a second for over one quadrillion years!

The chances of getting all heads 100 times in a row is similar to the chance of getting 100 left-handed amino acids to form a biological protein. Proteins range in size from about 50 to over 30,000 amino acids. To get a small protein of 100 left-handed amino acids from an equal mixture of left- and right-handed amino acids, the probability would then be 1030 or 1 followed by 30 zeros (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000). How believable (credulity factor) is it that this could happen by random chance? Also, consider that this has never been observed! Chance protein formation has always been accepted as a matter of faith by evolutionists.

Number of desired heads in a row Probability Number of flips Credulity factor (chance)
1 1/2 have 2 Yes / No
2 1/4 (1/22) 4 Yes / No
3 1/8 (1/23) 8 Yes / No
4 1/16 (1/24) 16 Yes / No
5 1/32 (1/25) 32 Yes / No
8 1/256 (1/28) 256 Yes / No
10 1/1024 (1/210) 1024 Yes / No
20 1/1,048,576 (1/220) 1,048,576 Yes / No
100 1/1030 (1/2100) 1 followed by 30 zeros Yes / No

But wait, there is more! This number, 1030, only measures the possibility of getting all left-handed amino acids. It does not say anything about their order. In our example, we have a chain of 100 amino acids. Each position can be occupied by any 1 of 20 different amino acids common to living things, and these must be in a specific order to form a functional protein. What is the probability that the correct amino acid will be placed in position number 1 of the chain? It will be 1/20. What is the probability that the first two positions will be correct? This can be calculated by multiplying the two probabilities together (1/20 x 1/20 = 1/202). Therefore, the probability of getting all 100 amino acids in the correct position would be 1/20 multiplied by itself 100 times or 1/20100 (this equates to 1/10130). This is 1 followed by 130 zeros!


Large numbers can be hard to visualize or even comprehend. To put this in picture format we can use a smaller number 1021 (1 followed by 21 zeros). If we were to take 1021 silver dollars and lay them on the face of the earth; they would cover the entire land surface to a depth of 120 feet.7

Are there upper limits for which we can logically expect an event will not occur by random chance? The mathematician Emile Borel proposed 1/1050 as a universal probability bound. This means that any specified event beyond this value would be improbable and could not be attributed to chance.8

As we can see, the probability of getting a single small protein (1/10130) far exceeds this limit. Even if the protein can interchange amino acids at various positions (such as in the case of the protein cytochrome a),9 the resulting probability still exceeds the limit of 1/1050. So far we have only looked at the probability of getting a single small protein by random chance. What are the chances of getting all the proteins necessary for life?

No matter how large the environment one considers, life cannot have had a random beginning . . . there are about two thousand enzymes, and the chance of obtaining them all in a random trial is only one part in (1020)2000 = 1040,000, an outrageously small probability that could not be faced even if the whole universe consisted of organic soup.10

This number is so large (1 followed by 40,000 zeros) that it staggers the imagination how life could have evolved by natural, random processes. Yet, people continue to hold onto their belief that life did evolve by random chance (high credulity factor).

Time is in fact the hero of the plot. . . . What we regard as impossible on the basis of human experience is meaningless here. Given so much time, the “impossible” becomes possible, the possible probable, and the probable virtually certain. One has only to wait: time itself performs the miracles.11


This statement attributes supernatural qualities to time! It also allows for anything to happen. This means we are no longer bound by the laws of science or any other natural limits. The statement thus becomes meaningless.

Tricks of the Trade

Since scientists have been unable to create life, they are forced to speculate through research and sometimes “sleight of hand” how it might have arrived on earth. Below are some of the tricks of the trade used to avoid the obvious—that God is the Creator of all things (Colossians 1:16).

1. It happens naturally

“The formation of biological polymers from monomers is a function of the laws of chemistry and biochemistry, and these are decidedly not random.”12


This is an incorrect statement. If it happens naturally, then why can’t scientists duplicate this in the lab? Amino acids do not spontaneously bond together to make proteins. First, it takes a source of energy to do this. Second, the natural tendency is to bond left- and right-handed amino acids, but life requires all left-handed amino acids. Third, they must be in the correct order or the protein will not function properly. Fourth, it requires the instructions of DNA to get the right amino acids. Where did DNA come from? Fifth, protein molecules tend to break down in the presence of oxygen or water.

2. The deck of 52 cards

In a deck of 52 playing cards there are almost 1068 possible orderings of the cards. If we shuffle the deck we can conclude that the possible ordering of the cards having occurred in the order we got is 1 chance in 1068. This is certainly highly improbable, but we did come up with this exact order of cards. Therefore, no matter how low the probability, events can still occur and evolution is not mathematically impossible.


In this example the math is correct but the interpretation is wrong. If the arrangement had been specified beforehand, then the actual outcome would be surprising. By shuffling the cards, the probability is one that a sequence will occur. The fallacy is that the order is predicted after the fact.

3. All the people

We are in a room of 100 people. What is the probability that all 100 people would be here in this room at this exact time? The probability is enormous, but yet we are all here.


Two things are wrong with this reasoning. First, the people were not pre-specified. This is another example of an after-the-fact prediction. Second, each person made a decision to attend; therefore, this is not a chance gathering. This turns out to be a misunderstanding between a chance event and intelligent choice.

4. Probability is not involved

Probability has nothing to do with evolution because evolution has no goal or objective.


This statement disagrees with modern biology textbooks.

When there is more than one possible outcome and the outcome is not predetermined, probability can become a factor. In the case of evolution there is no pre-assigned chemical arrangement of amino acids to form a protein. Therefore, the formation of a biological protein is based on random chance. Scientists know today that it is only because of the instructions (information) in DNA that only left-handed amino acids are linked in the proper order.

Cells link amino acids together into proteins, but only according to instructions encoded in DNA and carried in RNA.13

Both creationists and evolutionists agree that DNA is essential for linking the correct amino acids in a chain to form a protein. The unanswered question is, “Where and how did DNA acquire the enormous amount of information (instructions) to form a protein?” There is no known natural explanation that can adequately explain the origin of life, or even a single protein. The evolutionists are then left to rely on the odds (chance) that such a tremendous, improbable event occurred. Molecular biologist Michel Denton puts the event in perspective:

Is it really credible that random processes could have constructed a reality, the smallest element of which—a functional protein or gene—is complex beyond our own creative capacities, a reality which is the very antithesis of chance, which excels in every sense anything produced by the intelligence of man?14

But wait, there is still more!

The Human Body, Time, and Evolution

It is estimated that the human body is made up of 60 trillion cells (60,000,000,000,000).15 How long would it take to just assemble this many cells, one at a time and in no particular order at the rate of:

One per second 1.9 million years
One per minute 114 million years
One per hour 6.8 billion years

These ages assume no mistakes! However, the evolutionary mechanism is based upon random errors (mistakes) in the DNA. Also included in assembling all the 60 trillion cells is that they have to make the right organs which all have to interact.

The human body contains more than 40 billion capillaries extending over 25,000 miles, a heart that pumps over 100,000 times a day, red blood cells that transport oxygen to tissues, white blood cells that rush to identify enemy agents in the body and mark them for destruction, eyes and ears that are more complex than any man-made machine, a brain that contains over 100 trillion interconnections, plus many other parts such as the nervous system, skeleton, liver, lungs, skin, stomach, and kidneys.

The complexity and dimensions of the human body are staggering. The probability of assembling 60 trillion cells that form specific organs that all work together to form a single human being in the evolutionary time scale of 3.8 billion years is a giant leap of faith. However, an all-knowing, all-powerful Creator has told us in His Word that He is the designer.

The hearing ear and the seeing eye, The Lord has made them both (Proverbs 20:12).

Every human body is a testimony to a purposeful Creator. As Malcolm Muggeridge said:

One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we’ve developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.16


Probability arguments can present a strong argument for the existence of a Creator God.


Ode to the Middle Aged Size of my Thighs

There is a body part I do not prize

and that is the lumpy size of my thighs!

For while getting older makes one wise,

it spreads the body to an ever larger size.

My thighs always won the humor prize,

with varicose veins as fat as French fries.

And no matter how many stairsteps I try

they look like lumps of lard, no lie!

Age makes one laugh when once I cried;

Now I just look, hide them and sigh.

I sure hope that when I die

God has planned a thigh surprise

for it would give me a total high

to have thighs that are a perfect size!


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